1. A young girl in her teens got pregnant. Her father was so furious, he asked her who was responsible for the pregnancy and she said told him a rich famous chief. He called the chief over to the house and they sat down to discuss the matter.
FATHER: Chief, i heard you are responsible for my daughter's pregnancy.
CHIEF: You are right, that is true, let me add this, if she gives birth to a male child, I will give you 5 million naira with a furnished flat. If she gives birth to a female child, I will give you 2 million naira and a bungalow. If she gives birth to twins, I will give you 10 million naira with a duplex but if she gets a miscarriage-
FATHER: [interrupts] You will have to sleep with her again!
2. Cop: Sir, what's in the bottle next to you?
Me: It's water.
Cop: Sir, this is wine.
Me: What? Jesus! He did it again!
3. A Doctor was giving speech on alcohol
DOCTOR: People you know alcohol kills slowly...
PATIENT: Who told you we are in a hurry?
Nice jokes. But na wa 4 d father of dat teenage girl o !
ReplyDeletePoverty na bad thin o. Se how furious father changed gear wen he had about money. Chai
ReplyDeleteTrue talk my broda !
DeletePoverty na bad thin o . See how furious father changed gear wen he heard about money. Chai
ReplyDeleteWater don turn to wine. Na big miracle ! Hmn, wayo man
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