1. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that"
Me: No I didn't, I paid N2,000 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor!
2. TEACHER: If I have 6 bottles in one hand and 5 in the other, what do I have?
STUDENT: A drinking problem!
3.Girlfriend: Darling, I'm pregnant, what do you want it to be?
Boyfriend: A joke.
4. A student wrote a later to his father saying "papa condition is critical at school, send money or suicide will be committed" then the father replied "condition is more critical at home suicide approved!"
Very funny. Suicide approved cos dere is no money?. Na wa 4 papa and pickin o ! .
ReplyDeleteCondition is realy critical o.which one serious pass d oda now?
ReplyDeleteWho is fooling who ? .
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ReplyDeleteNice one. Kip it up dear, all of these are so funny. Princess benitha
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