1. A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him.
"Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?" "I am your guardian angel," the voice answered. "Oh yeah?" the man asked. "And where the hell were you when I got married?"
2.A man comes back from work at night and heads straight to the bedroom to make love to his wife. He got into the blanket and they made a quick one.
When he is done, he goes to the kitchen only to find his wife looking for something in the fridge. He asks his wife how she quickly made it to the kitchen when they've just made love.
Alarmed, his wife says "that was my mother in the bedroom, she was tired when she arrived so I let her sleep in our room."
Wife runs to her mother and ask why she didn't say something.
Mother replies and says "you know me and your husband don't speak to each other and I wasn't going to start today!"
3.You son of a b****, you took my daughters virginity away!
The young man smiles and replies, "Don't worry sir, it won't happen again"
4. One spelling mistake can destroy a marriage!
A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add 'e' at the end of a word,
"I am having such a wonderful time!
Wish you were her !"
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That 2nd joke tho. Lolz
ReplyDeleteThe 3rd joke is a silly mistake.
ReplyDeleteThe 4th rather
ReplyDeleteVery hilarious...hehehehehe
ReplyDeleteVery hilarious...hehehehehe
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Lmaooo! I efing love d 1st one.
ReplyDeleteI kinda enjoyed d 3rd joke more. Just imagine d response of d idiot OMG !
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