Crack Your Ribs

DAUGHTER: Mum, I'm grown now.                        
MOTHER: Yes, I can see. So what do want to do?
                                                             
DAUGHTER: I want to get married.                
MOTHER: to whom do you want to be married?                                                      
DAUGHTER: To Mr Nelson.                      
MOTHER: (shocked) Don't you know that he is my father?!
DAUGHTER: Yes, I know but you are also married to my father.

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